I hate french people » French jokes http://www.ihatefrenchpeople.com I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs. Sat, 24 Apr 2010 19:35:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 French joke http://www.ihatefrenchpeople.com/2009/09/02/french-joke-81/ http://www.ihatefrenchpeople.com/2009/09/02/french-joke-81/#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 08:14:54 +0000 Jaques-Francois Frenchhater http://www.ihatefrenchpeople.com/?p=480 Q: Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel?
A: So the French government could to flee to London.

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A: So when they drop their weapons and surrender they won’t break their toes.

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A: Declare War !

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A: Give him a rifle.

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A: Semper Fi (always first)
Q: What’s the motto of the French Army?
A: Stop, drop, and run!

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A: A Wonderbra has decent support and a cup.

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A: It gives them speedier reactions.

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A: Linoleum Blownapart.

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A: A French firing squad stands in a circle, then surrenders.

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A: Welcome!

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