French joke
Thursday, July 24th, 2008Q: What’s yellow and looks good on the slimy french ?
A: The advanced stages of cancer.
Q: What’s yellow and looks good on the slimy french ?
A: The advanced stages of cancer.
Q: How many french jokes are out there?
A: None. All of them describe real situations.
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Q: How do you brainwash a Frenchman?
A: Fill up his boots with water.
Q: What do you call a Frenchman with 1500 girlfriends?
A: A shepherd.
Q: Why did the Frenchman cross the road ?
A: To surrender, of course !
Q: What’s the difference between a Frenchman and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.