I hate french people

Q: Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel?
A: So the French government could to flee to London.

Q: Why do French soldiers, and I use the term loosely, wear steel toed boots?
A: So when they drop their weapons and surrender they won’t break their toes.

Q: How to you get France to surrender?
A: Declare War !

Q: How do you cure a French Soldier of Constipation?
A: Give him a rifle.

Q: What’s the motto of the US Marine Corps?
A: Semper Fi (always first)
Q: What’s the motto of the French Army?
A: Stop, drop, and run!

Q: Whats the difference between a Wonderbra and the French World Cup squad?
A: A Wonderbra has decent support and a cup.