Ho-ho-ho (and I don’t mean french women) … Merry Christmas !
Or as the French would put it (while smoking their cigars and chewing their gum at the same time while looking at you like you’re an idiot because you’re holding your nose to prevent their smell from killing you) : Joyeux Noël !
Yes, this amazing [...]

On October 31st every year, France celebrates Halloween, along many other countries.
1st of November represents the “All saints day” (la Toussaint), and it’s a day the French usually fear.
Halloween in France is rather controversial, because it is not a typical French holiday and some slimy french people still don’t understand what is being celebrated.
Because Halloween [...]

To make that beret look great on their tiny little brainless slimy French heads, the frenchies wear these striped things.
You can see them on foreign sailors, emo guys (and girls) and gay people.
Here we have a picture of the magnificent thing for men, and women :

But i really think that the french use berets and [...]

I see some french people actually got insulted by this blog, by these JOKES, by these FACTS and by facing their HABITS.
Well one other french habit is anger. French people get very angry while talking about France, French or Francais. French women also have PMS which they learned to use to feed the anger, and [...]

Everyone knows that everyone eats what everyone like in every morning of their lives.
So everyone is eating a magnificent everyday meal in every morning, called french toast.
It kind’of looks like this :

and it’s FRENCH !!! (which must mean it’s spectacular)
(PS : “every” is a very common used english word by the french, because they like [...]

The french women, after having a croissant up on the tour d’Eiffel, thought they should stop cutting their nails like the other women do, and should proove that they’re special, french special.
So one day one of the smarter french women was slicing some french-bread for her eating pleasure while butt-naked, and suddenly not paying attention, [...]