French Archive for the 'French habits' Category

Halloween

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

On October 31st every year, France celebrates Halloween, along many other countries.
1st of November represents the “All saints day” (la Toussaint), and it’s a day the French usually fear.
Halloween in France is rather controversial, because it is not a typical French holiday and some slimy french people still don’t understand what is being celebrated.
Because Halloween […]

French stripes

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

To make that beret look great on their tiny little brainless slimy French heads, the frenchies wear these striped things.
You can see them on foreign sailors, emo guys (and girls) and gay people.
Here we have a picture of the magnificent thing for men, and women :

But i really think that the french use berets and […]

French anger

Saturday, September 8th, 2007

I see some french people actually got insulted by this blog, by these JOKES, by these FACTS and by facing their HABITS.
Well one other french habit is anger. French people get very angry while talking about France, French or Francais. French women also have PMS which they learned to use to feed the anger, and […]

French toast

Monday, July 9th, 2007

Everyone knows that everyone eats what everyone like in every morning of their lives.
So everyone is eating a magnificent everyday meal in every morning, called french toast.
It kind’of looks like this :

and it’s FRENCH !!! (which must mean it’s spectacular)
(PS : “every” is a very common used english word by the french, because they like […]

French nails

Sunday, July 1st, 2007

The french women, after having a croissant up on the tour d’Eiffel, thought they should stop cutting their nails like the other women do, and should proove that they’re special, french special.
So one day one of the smarter french women was slicing some french-bread for her eating pleasure while butt-naked, and suddenly not paying attention, […]

French dogs

Friday, June 29th, 2007

I, the Frenchhater, sometimes really wonder why the hell do the slimy french give dogs ugly haircuts ?

That’s just disgusting.

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.