I hate french people

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God damn it.

In case you didn’t know … all French people are artists. And all artists are French.
They do have stupid pathetic jobs like being a mime, being a French president or being a basic french gaytard (gay + retard). But they’re artists, so that’s ok. They say they see the world in a different way. Probably [...]

This is currently the International Prank Day, and today you should have fooled someone in order to make yourself laugh.
It’s also the Make Fun of the French Day, and today you should have mocked and joked about some french people (like I did).
Anyway, the slimy French are getting tired of all the jokes against them, [...]

It’s today. It’s the 14th of february, the day in which Paris is very crowded by all kinds of people in love.
Yes, it’s Valentine’s Day.
Men, prepare your flowers, candy, teddy bears and special evening plans (which you should have planned since December).
Women, prepare your hot sexy lingerie and your cute little bottoms.
If you think about [...]

Among the many French habits we can observe a strange, useless and even bad-for-the-world act : marriage.
I heard that the French president Sarkozy got himself a new bitch got married to a wonderful model/amateur singer/french porn actress. Well I wish him only the best. By the best I don’t really mean her. But hey, he’s [...]

Ze French sure smoke a lot. It’s cool.
They do this for three reasons:
1. a cloud cover, so ze germans won’t see what they’re bombing
2. a thick smoke cover on the ground, so ze germans won’t be able to drive their tanks on account of zero visibility
3. making france lack oxigen
French people inhale smoke since before [...]