The French Kiss was invented so that when French men kissed each other, so that their beards wouldn’t act like velcro and stick together hindering them when putting their hands in the air to
surrender quickly when required.
The methodology (it also works for French women’s facial hair) is to approach the other person at [...]
As I wrote two years ago, Halloween is also celebrated in the big, the mighty, slimy smelly France.
Sure the french don’t give out candy or any kinds of sweets, they give dead frogs, onions and of course french garlic. Some of the more generous french people give out snail slime.
Of course every year among the [...]
You see that weird freaky light on top of the Eiffel Tower ?
That’s not to make airplanes see where the Eiffel Tower is, because no terrorists would ever run their planes into something as shitty as the Eiffel Tower. It’s there to send signals to aliens. French aliens.
You see, ze french people are not human. [...]
I’m not sure how you non-french-hating people feel about slimy french people exchanging saliva (while smoking), but I strongly advise you to look away if you see french people kissing. That’s if you’re not feeling a need to puke.
I don’t even want to describe the slimy act.
Here’s a preview:
Bonjour bonjour.
Today’s french topic : French birthdays.
Have you ever been to one ? I know I have.
It has been so horrible, so disgusting, so sickening, that it took me a couple of days to recover.
I’ve been to the french birthday of a slimy french colleague 4 days ago, and as much as I hate the [...]
Ze slimy french have many customs … but among those amazing cheese or french armpit-related habits we can find Valentine’s Day.
First of all, in France they don’t pronounce it like we americans do … Val-en-tine …
In french it sounds like Val-ehn-ton. Amazing.
How did it all begin ?
Well you see … there was once a french [...]
