French Archive for the 'French habits' Category

French Artists

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

In case you didn’t know … all French people are artists. And all artists are French.
They do have stupid pathetic jobs like being a mime, being a French president or being a basic french gaytard (gay + retard). But they’re artists, so that’s ok. They say they see the world in a different way. Probably […]

The 1st of April

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

This is currently the International Prank Day, and today you should have fooled someone in order to make yourself laugh.
It’s also the Make Fun of the French Day, and today you should have mocked and joked about some french people (like I did).
Anyway, the slimy French are getting tired of all the jokes against them, […]

French Valentine’s Day

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

It’s today. It’s the 14th of february, the day in which Paris is very crowded by all kinds of people in love.
Yes, it’s Valentine’s Day.
Men, prepare your flowers, candy, teddy bears and special evening plans (which you should have planned since December).
Women, prepare your hot sexy lingerie and your cute little bottoms.
If you think about […]

French marriage

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

Among the many French habits we can observe a strange, useless and even bad-for-the-world act : marriage.
I heard that the French president Sarkozy got himself a new bitch got married to a wonderful model/amateur singer/french porn actress. Well I wish him only the best. By the best I don’t really mean her. But hey, he’s […]

French smoking

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

Ze French sure smoke a lot. It’s cool.
They do this for three reasons:
1. a cloud cover, so ze germans won’t see what they’re bombing
2. a thick smoke cover on the ground, so ze germans won’t be able to drive their tanks on account of zero visibility
3. making france lack oxigen
French people inhale smoke since before […]

Joyeux Noël

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007

Ho-ho-ho (and i don’t mean french women) … Merry Christmas !
Or as the French would put it (while smoking their cigars and chewing their gums at the same time while looking at you like you’re an idiot because you’re holding your nose to prevent their smell from killing you) : Joyeux Noël !
Yes, this amazing […]

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.