France has 551.100 sq. km of territory (appr. 180.000 sq. miles – almost like Texas).
Plenty of space for future german homes.

The Eiffel Tower was constructed so that they would have something very tall to wave a white flag from in case of attack.

A Frenchman will fight viciously and without regard to his own life if you stand between him and a white flag.

French people like to eat slimy stuff like snails,sea creatures and stuff like that, but they seem to have something against a good old-fashioned tasty fine grilled burger. Doesn’t smell right to them.

It is a fact that the French Open tennis tournament had to be cancelled.
France has plenty of rackets, but no balls.

It is a fact that 58% of French people are stupid.
+ this guy.

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