I hate french people

Under laws that no-one has ever got round to removing from the statute book, it is illegal to call a pig Napoleon while in France.

French women snore in their sleep, while ze French men smoke (also while they’re sleeping).
French people are amazing.

France has 551.100 sq. km of territory (appr. 180.000 sq. miles - almost like Texas).
Plenty of space for future german homes.

The Eiffel Tower was constructed so that they would have something very tall to wave a white flag from in case of attack.

A Frenchman will fight viciously and without regard to his own life if you stand between him and a white flag.

French people like to eat slimy stuff like snails,sea creatures and stuff like that, but they seem to have something against a good old-fashioned tasty fine grilled burger. Doesn’t smell right to them.