French Archive for the 'French facts' Category

French fact #30

Saturday, December 8th, 2007

France is always there when they need us.

French fact #29

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

All French people can chew and smoke at the same time.

French fact #28

Saturday, November 24th, 2007

During World War 2, the French resistance fighters, in their finest hour, bravely threw sticks of dynamite at the advancing German troops. The Germans then lit them and threw them back.

French fact #27

Saturday, November 10th, 2007

Ze French president is really short. Probably wants to be the next Napoleon.

French fact #26

Sunday, November 4th, 2007

Under laws that no-one has ever got round to removing from the statute book, it is illegal to call a pig Napoleon while in France.

French fact #25

Monday, October 29th, 2007

French women snore in their sleep, while ze French men smoke (also while they’re sleeping).
French people are amazing.

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
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