French Archive for the 'French facts' Category

French fact #32

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007

The smell alone of French camembert can be used to weld metals, as well as to ward off vampires (and any creature with a sense of smell).

French fact #31

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

Ze French are also called Cheese-eating surrendering monkeys, and of course, frogs.

French fact #30

Saturday, December 8th, 2007

France is always there when they need us.

French fact #29

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

All French people can chew and smoke at the same time.

French fact #28

Saturday, November 24th, 2007

During World War 2, the French resistance fighters, in their finest hour, bravely threw sticks of dynamite at the advancing German troops. The Germans then lit them and threw them back.

French fact #27

Saturday, November 10th, 2007

Ze French president is really short. Probably wants to be the next Napoleon.

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.