French Archive for the 'French facts' Category

French fact #40

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

All French people, sooner or later, will get something inserted up their ass.

Cheese eating monkey frogs

Friday, January 8th, 2010

I didn’t add “surrendering” because the title would have been too long.
Let’s analyze for France’s sake french people’s nickname: cheese eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
The first part I’ll assume it’s clear … french people are cheese-eating people. They eat cheese. Cheese is eaten by them. Stinky, smelly, disgusting cheese. They like to eat cheese in different shapes, [...]

French fact #39

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

The french don’t have, didn’t have and won’t ever have a sense of humour.

French fact #38

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

The French Government has banned the term “e-mail!”.

French fact #37

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

French people don’t wash very often. They don’t call Paris the “perfume city” for nothing.

French fact #36

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

It’s a fact that French people DO read my blog.

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
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