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Sunday, August 30th, 2009

Clarisse asked:
Where are Sadam’s WMD ?
Are you happy that this war is bringing and will bring a huge
immigration from Iraq to Europe including France ?
For the first question I will have to answer: somewhere near France, so the French Future can be achieved. Thank God !
For the second question I’ll have to detail the [...]

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Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

Brian asked:
Frenchhater,
I hate the surrender happy cheese monkey’s too. How do I help?
-Brian
It’s “slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs” and not “surrender happy cheese monkeys”.
You can post the tiny banners from the Nuke the French ! page on your blog, you can follow my French Twitté account and you can send your questions, jokes or stories [...]

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Thursday, July 9th, 2009

Benoît asked:
Hey,
I’m very unlucky, I’m French and, I know it can sound wierd, kind
of glad to be… You can’t imagine how honoured I am to be, me and
my co-citizens, hated by you. However, I’m just wondering : Did you
experience a sort of trauma with a French person or something being a
child which could explain why [...]

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Friday, February 20th, 2009

Gogu Kaizer asked me:
Hello, mr. Frenchhater.
Do you use Twitter (twitter.com)? If you don’t, i think you should
A daily frenchhating update would be cool to follow. Besides, it would
be a nice way to promote the frenchhater blog.
I don’t really use Twitter, but I do have an account from long-ago.
I might start using [...]

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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

Gogu Kaizer asked:
Dear mr. Frenchhater, what the hell are you doing? Are you dead or
something? Did the slimy french kidnapped you? Did you kidnapped the
slimy french?
1) Well I was pretty busy wrestling the god damn slimy french.
2) Not dead. Yet.
3) Yes, the slimy french did.
4) They’re very slimy and hard to capture, but you don’t [...]

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Monday, July 21st, 2008

Someone asked:
Hi !
I am canadian immigrant , and, my dreams is to come to live in French.
For this reason, I will reading your blog with much attention : I want
to know the dark side of France !
I am little confuzion : why you don’t muve in anodher country ?
Thank you !
I’ll excuse [...]

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
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