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Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

“A French” asked:
Is your blog a joke ?
If it is, good one.
If not, well I don’t know, get a life.
Well unfortunately no, this blog is not a joke.
When you hate something/someone (although french people can’t really be considered “people”) you have to do it with style. Beating up a frenchman isn’t really funny or memorable, [...]

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Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

kenji … well “asked” it’s not the right word … WROTE :
I’m french/japanese and proud of it, you are so pathetic and stupid, I
LOVE SO MUCH,
france not only because I’m half french but for many, many reasons
only stupid stereotype, france with his “soft power”, have good
influence in the world, but usa it’s one of the [...]

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Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Jean-Bertrand de la Pâte Feuilletée asked:
Bonjour Jean-Jaques,
My wife and I were wondering, while we were making love at dawn, what
was worse : being a French cheese-eating surrender monkey or winning a
Peace Nobel prize for negociating with Iran and asking- on bended knee
- North Korea to be patient?
thank u.
Jean-Bertrand de la Pâte Feuilletée
It’s Jaques-Francois, not [...]

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Saturday, October 3rd, 2009

Pierre asked:
Why are french people so fucking gay ?
I could give an elaborate answer so you all would understand why but I’m kinda bored with the French today so I’m going to keep this short.
French men are gay because they have sex with each other.
If that’s not enough to make them gay, they also eat [...]

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Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

deux cloches asked:
Help you hate the french?
What can I do to support this wonderful
website?
First of all, you can check this answer to the same question. After that, you’ll notice that you can post the tiny banners from the Nuke the French ! page on your blog, you can follow my French Twitté account and you [...]

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Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

Jean-Bertrand De la Pate Feuilletée asked:

Ail!
1* I’m glad to finally talk to you. I’ve never been to ze unitaid stets of america. never. I’ve bean told zat in ze united stets all women are shaved down below. And all males ‘ave zeir johnson circumcised. Is it true?
2* I’m not sure America does exist. [...]

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
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