Arnaud-Louis Fortin asked
Why do French women use bright red lipstick so
often?
When you say french women you actually say easy women or porn.
As any product needs a good label and an attractive design, so do the hairy french women need lipstick.
Lipstick, red lipstick, notifies men that the woman is a hooker, or just needs a decent […]
Godies asked
What is your opinion about “Le tour de france”?
Well Godies I’m quite uncertain what i think about the Tour of France, because i have never seen it’s use.
But if i were to clarify my thoughts i would say that “Le tour de France” is another French event in which the slimy Frenchmen try to […]
Sofia asked:
I’ve got a very simple question: If you hate France and everything
that is French-related so much, then what are you doing here??? (
Don’t get me wrong, it’s not xenophobic or anything; it’s just that it
must be really hard to live in a country you
despise….)
Well i wouldn’t say it’s hard to live in a country […]
onemanninja asked:
Why do the french “men” like the french women hairy armpits?
Well i’m not sure that frenchmen like the french women’s armpits … they just like ze french women and hair.
Since the first french caveman, Pierre, french cavewomen had hair. Pierre was a sex-freak (like most french people today, involving excrements, wax, toothpaste and whatever […]
Gogu Kaizer asked :
Dear mr. JFF, why is the Paris considered to be a romantic city? I
keep hearing many couples planing to spend their Christmas in Paris,
“because it’s romantic”. Where the hell did they came up with that
idea?
Let’s face it, some women are into gross things (i would have said french but you might have […]
onemanninja asked :
When did the french first surrendered in history and why did it became
a national tradition?
Once upon a time, before France was invaded by Germany, before the Eiffel Tower was built, before French women got into the porn business (which was a very very long time ago), the territory that France occupies now […]