I love your website, carry on, I think it’s a useful website and it’s
rather an interesting achievement. It reflects America in a sense and
I’m sure when America will end to collapse, we’ll remember not only
some great artists and great writers from America (don’t really know
which ones) but we’ll remember your website as well as a sign of
America’s frustrations.
Your anger and you hate sounds like a consequence of an envy, then
here is my question:
Since there has never been any severe recession in France and only few
French people have ever emigrated throughout the history (therefore,
they’re rather sure to not live with unfriendly people like you, who
are unlikely to be found in France btw), it shouldn’t make raising
such an envy in yourself and neither in people like you, how do you
explain such a jealousy then?
Many thanks for your
answer.

Well Tom I’ll just assume you are a moron.
You see … this blog is MY blog, not America’s blog. So this blog only reflects my own opinions on french people, which as you can see are worse then seeing a hairy french woman giving birth, and doesn’t reflect anything related to America (which is actually The United States of America, also known as the US, you froggie) or americans. Though most americans think French people are gay cheese-eating surrendering fags.

I live in Paris at the moment, and been there since I started this blog (with periodic trips back to the land of the free), and trust me turd-nugget, there is no jealousy and there certainly isn’t any envy.

I can’t seem to understand how the recession is related to my blog … why don’t french people make sense ?

I just wanted to say that I also really hate and lothe the french
people. They should all fuck off and die. I just really really hate
them. Fuck them all! Nuke them! Do what ever it takes to get rid of
those worseless motherfuckers. Next time I see someone from france I
will do something bad to him/her. I’m not joking. I really hate them.

So my question is: Will french people ever realize how hated they are?

Europe and rest of the world hates you french
motherfuckers!

Short answer: Nope.
Long answer: There are many french people in the world, scattered all around like parasites, infesting our wonderful blue planet we like to call our Earth and our home. Most of them have almost alien behaviour, eating garlic bits out of shit, having shit orgy parties or making sure their monkey hair doesn’t run from their head by oiling it up with snail slime.
They don’t give a fuck about anybody but themselves, thus not caring what other people think about them.

You need proof ? All the french people that came to this site left a couple of nasty comments and left, not caring anymore about the website.
French people are rude, annoying and lack basic hygene skills, so they won’t ever realize how much people hate them or why, and even if they manage somehow to evolve to human status and realize those things, they again won’t care, because they’re french.

Hi I’m from Ottawa-Canada and i was wondering if you hate French
canadians too. Cuz in Ottawa we are right beside Quebec (aka poutine
munching surrendering cigarette smoking hairy Sasquatch vagina lover
province) and the dirty quebecers are always walking around my city
making it smell like shit.

Here’s my favourite French joke: Q: what’s the most commonly used
French phrase? A: I
Surender!!

Ah yes, French canadians … I’ll write about them soon, buddy.
I assure you I have the least respect for them, because they’re not only french, but also canadians, so that’s like double the damage (to the health of people around them).

I would like you to clarify one thing though … when you said Sasquatch did you mean the vagina or the hairy part ? Or the hairy vagina part ?

Why have you placed an adorable bird picture at the top of your
sidebar? Surely your mission is to convey a message of Francophobia? I
came here looking for validation in my French-hating, but that bird
makes me think they’re not so bad. I’d advise replacing it with a
hairier (and thus, Frencher)
one.

Erm … that’s the twitter bird which links to my twitté account.
Sure it would be a lot frenchier if I added shit underneath it, and a cigar in it’s beak, along with a surrender flag.

Birds don’t have hair so hairy armpits are out of the question.
I’m having a redesign soon so the bird will be gone.

Je ne parle pas l’anglais, désolée, je suis française et en France,
nous sommes mauvais en anglais. Vous le savez sans doute.

Je voulais vous demander de me traduire votre site Internet.

Est-ce possible?

Par exemple, quand vous dites que les français ne se lavent pas et
que ce n’est pas pour rien que Paris est la ville du Parfum. Je ne
comprends pas très bien.

Enfin, je voulais également vous dire que je serais très ravie de
vous rencontrer un jour. Vous semblez tellement intéressant…

Merci de répondre à mes questions.

Marie-Pierre

Hey there Marie-Pierre. I’m very sorry you don’t speak the international language but you’re french so I can’t say I didn’t expect that.

Unfortunately no, I won’t translate my website, but you can use free tools like Google Translator to convert this website to francais if you like.

Yes, Paris might be the city of perfume, but French people stink … why ? Because they don’t wash, ever. And not washing while wearing perfume actually increases the stench, which actually why French people make perfume … so they can be more repulsive.

I’m glad you want to meet me some day but I have no interest in meeting you (+ you might be one of the many french killers out to get me).

Have a nice day. For more answers, ask Frenchhater !

Hey man, could you just FUCK OFF?

Noques Dimitri asked:

Some people actually have no life at all.
Why don’t you get on with it and spend your time on more productive
matters?

And they’re right, I should fuck off and spend my time on more productive matters.
I should gather toxic mutant frogs and hope the french are not immune to them.
I should make my own nuclear device and hope the french don’t like radiation.
I should call the Orly and the Roissy/Charles de Gaulle airports daily and say there’s a bomb on a plane, so tourists won’t be able to come to stinky, shitty Paris.

Thank you french people for your froggish wisdom.

Is your blog a joke ?
If it is, good one.
If not, well I don’t know, get a life.

Well unfortunately no, this blog is not a joke.
When you hate something/someone (although french people can’t really be considered “people”) you have to do it with style. Beating up a frenchman isn’t really funny or memorable, while making fun of the cheese-eating surrendering bastard frog-lovin’ beret-wearing smoker is funny, catchy and somewhat memorable.

I have a life (which is why I haven’t been posting lately) and I’m sharing valuable information for people interested in French culture, French women, French soldiers or France, thus playing an important role in society (helping people unite against the greatest evil, French aliens).

Wishing a Frenchhater to “get a life” is lame in so many french ways. I wish you not to get a life, because asking questions like “Is your blog a joke ?” and then adding the two possible answers it’s a clear waste of time, especially if you’re French.

I’m french/japanese and proud of it, you are so pathetic and stupid, I
LOVE SO MUCH,
france not only because I’m half french but for many, many reasons
only stupid stereotype, france with his “soft power”, have good
influence in the world, but usa it’s one of the country who is the
most detest,
french people are nice, women are VERY beautiful, in france french
women are naturally pretty but in usa (thank you Surgery)
women hairy again a sterotype who is not true,
I dislike the united states, I dislike you comercial movie (shit) I
don’t want to see you MCDO in France, I don’t want to see a french
women who look like american women,
American are so arrogant, I have visited many and many country execpt
USA this is a CRAP and SHIT country you can’t imagine that in France,
French see you from high very high.
Fuck the usa et VIVE LA FRANCE ET LE
JAPON

Oh mon dieu ! I mean I knew I got the french angry and the french canadians … but the french japanese ??? I really must be great.
I didn’t even know the french japanese existed. Ninja french japanese !!

Ok, let’s start kicking your french japanese hairless gay surrendering balls.
First of all, you can’t write properly. I mean french people do suck at english but most of them can at least make some sense (I can’t believe I’m saying anything nice about french people).
Secondly somehow being half french is worse then being fully french.

As I understood from what you wrote using your tiny japanese smelly french feet, you believe that everyone hates americans (which may be true but looking at the immigrations office you can see that a lot of people want to live in the US), you believe french women are not hairy (I thought you were japanese, what are you doing checking out french women ?) and that commercial movies and McDonald’s are the devil.

Well yes, you are a moron.
“USA this is a CRAP and SHIT country you can’t imagine that in France”
I loved this line. So you admit that France is filled with shit (I know Paris is, so I can’t imagine it is if I KNOW it is) and the US is just metaforically filled with shit.

I’ll send you a garlic basket to feel better. Or would you prefer rotten fish ?
Japanese love fish.

VIVE JAPON !!!

Bonjour Jean-Jaques,

My wife and I were wondering, while we were making love at dawn, what
was worse : being a French cheese-eating surrender monkey or winning a
Peace Nobel prize for negociating with Iran and asking- on bended knee
- North Korea to be patient?

thank u.
Jean-Bertrand de la Pâte Feuilletée

It’s Jaques-Francois, not Jean-Jaques.

Well, winning any prize is usually a good thing. Winning the Nobel Peace Prize is even better, and it’s one of the highest awards in the world.

So yeah, I would say that winning a prize is way better then being a french cheese-eating surrendering monkey frog.
Actually having no eyes, hands, feet, ears, tongue and balls is still way better then being french.

So there you go ! For more questions, Ask Frenchhater.

Why are french people so fucking gay ?

I could give an elaborate answer so you all would understand why but I’m kinda bored with the French today so I’m going to keep this short.

French men are gay because they have sex with each other.
If that’s not enough to make them gay, they also eat snails, which can only be pleasurable for people who like to have flappy cocks in their mouth.

Next slimy french question please !!
Au revoir.