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Monday, January 11th, 2010

Tom asked:
I love your website, carry on, I think it’s a useful website and it’s
rather an interesting achievement. It reflects America in a sense and
I’m sure when America will end to collapse, we’ll remember not only
some great artists and great writers from America (don’t really know
which ones) but we’ll remember your website as well as [...]

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Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

Jaquez Pampidou asked:
I just wanted to say that I also really hate and lothe the french
people. They should all fuck off and die. I just really really hate
them. Fuck them all! Nuke them! Do what ever it takes to get rid of
those worseless motherfuckers. Next time I see someone from france I
will do something bad [...]

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Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

Enrique Le Odeur asked:
Hi I’m from Ottawa-Canada and i was wondering if you hate French
canadians too. Cuz in Ottawa we are right beside Quebec (aka poutine
munching surrendering cigarette smoking hairy Sasquatch vagina lover
province) and the dirty quebecers are always walking around my city
making it smell like shit.
Here’s my favourite French joke: Q: what’s the most [...]

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Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

Claudette-Marie-Stéphanie asked:
Why have you placed an adorable bird picture at the top of your
sidebar? Surely your mission is to convey a message of Francophobia? I
came here looking for validation in my French-hating, but that bird
makes me think they’re not so bad. I’d advise replacing it with a
hairier (and thus, Frencher)
one.

Erm … that’s the twitter bird [...]

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Saturday, December 26th, 2009

Marie-Pierre asked:
Je ne parle pas l’anglais, désolée, je suis française et en France,
nous sommes mauvais en anglais. Vous le savez sans doute.
Je voulais vous demander de me traduire votre site Internet.
Est-ce possible?
Par exemple, quand vous dites que les français ne se lavent pas et
que ce n’est pas pour rien que Paris est la [...]

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Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Robert Badinter asked:
Hey man, could you just FUCK OFF?
Noques Dimitri asked:
Some people actually have no life at all.
Why don’t you get on with it and spend your time on more productive
matters?
And they’re right, I should fuck off and spend my time on more productive matters.
I should gather toxic mutant frogs and hope the french are [...]

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
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