Gogu Kaizer asked:
Dear mr. Frenchhater, what the hell are you doing? Are you dead or
something? Did the slimy french kidnapped you? Did you kidnapped the
slimy french?
1) Well I was pretty busy wrestling the god damn slimy french.
2) Not dead. Yet.
3) Yes, the slimy french did.
4) They’re very slimy and hard to capture, but you don’t […]
Someone asked:
Hi !
I am canadian immigrant , and, my dreams is to come to live in French.
For this reason, I will reading your blog with much attention : I want
to know the dark side of France !
I am little confuzion : why you don’t muve in anodher country ?
Thank you !
I’ll excuse […]
Dani asked:
Hello, JFF. I have a big problem. I met this girl wich is very
beautiful and I like spending time with her. She is not french, but
she likes the french language, the french people, the french wine and
even Paris. I took a sample of her hair and went to the lab to see if
she has […]
Gogu Kaizer asked:
I say, Mr. JFF, I’ve stumbled upon the most intriguing fact the other
days: Alizee. She is french, but I find her attractive. I might be
crazy enough to declare that she is hot. Now, although I’m unable to
find a reason for the existence of those two words - french and
attractive - in the same […]
samantha asked:
why do you hate french people? just
wondering
Well Samantha … I really can’t find reasons why I shouldn’t hate the French.
They smell, they’re self-centered, they’re rude, they think they’re a superior race, they surrender, they hate Americans, they have crappy music, crappy movies and crappy porn, they have dog poo on the streets, they really […]
JeanTheWorker asked
Dear Mr. FrenchHater, I was wondering since you live in France, I’d
like to ask you something about french women. Is it just me, or are
French women really flat-chested? I mean, I am in the states, and even
though I have not many french women here, the ones I have met are
just, well, straight up and […]