I hate french people

Let’s not forget that the French achieved:
- Cute brunette actresses with miniscule pointy very hairy breasts
- Gay people
- Masturbation

Oh yeah :
- Making cheese
- French Canadians
- Canadian Frenchies

Yeah :
- Instructions on “How to Surrender to the enemy” + Training Sessions
- Ménage à trois
- French fries

The French also achieved :
- Mayonnaise
- Gérard Depardieu
- Godzilla

The French also achieved :
- Soufflé
- Making garlic smell like shit
- Hatred of America

I started a new category much like French jokes and French facts, with little, short, lovely frenchhating posts, and I called it French achievements.
So, here’s some slimy French achievements :
- Snails
- Impressionism
- French toast
- Baguettes!