Fanmail #2
Messeur Idlestrikingmilitantsurrenderer
Well I think I hate French people more than you, what is it with these
dirty peasants lined up taking a piss at the side of the road.
I came across your site wanting to create my own, I hate them, they
complain about human rights in Somalia and then when the US do
something they complain about the US. (Im not a Yank nor a Yank lover
because I am above you all, I am from England).
Then, they live in almost third world squalour for main, did you know
that poor English Chavs buy French property because a. its cheap and
b. the shit wine is cheap. English Chavs are on a similar level to the
french, first, the english fekn hate them and second, they think
france is ok. The property is cheap cos its made from mud and sticks
with no foundation, a bit like the French, they have shit so many
battles they really cant justify their past, its a society built on
foundations given to them by the west. The shit wine is cheap cos its
shit, they then fake how shit it is and sell it to the Yanks who
couldnt tell the difference, the reason, cos there is no difference,
it all comes from grapes, french grapes, so its all shit. Then they
claim that because Champagne comes from a region in france only they
can sell it and then they sell Citreons and Peugeots made in other
countries and dont complain, proving they are hypocrits.
They have a Foreign Legion which takes all the troops from other
countries because the french people are bread as shitbags and are
useless in the military. They steal designs such as their Refael and
they smoke too much and are slimy, they also have an aircraft carrier
which has never been out of the north sea and ENGLISH Channel cos once
it leaves french water there is chance it may be involved in conflict
with small sailing craft and fishermen.
You know if a frenchman has been in your house because your dog is
pregnant, your planters are full of piss and there is a stale smell of
gitanes.
I remember when they won the world cup (soccer yank) Only once before
had such a hated team take part in a global sports event, Nazis in the
Olympics, why didnt the French didnt walk out in the qualifying
matches? Becuase their manager wasnt French and their key players were
all only first generation Frogs, they have bred now so they are
unsavable.
I hate the French because they have never done any good for anything
ever, they are rude, arrogant and self important when they have done
nothing to justify this, in short, you fuckin french
twats.
I completely agree.
March 4th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
vive la france !
March 16th, 2010 at 11:15 pm
Vous êtes vraiment très drôle !!! Vous vous pensez supérieur hors vous avez faux, jamais en France nous avons un site: je déteste les anglais. On peut voir ici l’intelligence et le respect de notre peuple face au votre, nous nous vous respectons.
Aucun de vous n’a vécu en France, donc comment pouvez-vous juger un peuple en entier ? Vous n’avez pas d’ouverture d’esprit. Venez chez nous plusieurs mois et ensuite vous pourrez parler et émettre des jugements. Votre site nous fait bien rire en tout cas, vous êtes ridicules !
Bref je n’ai rien à me reprocher, je suis fière d’être française, arrêtez d’être jaloux et de nous envier ! Et puis si vous nous détestez, pourquoi venez vous acheter tant de terrains pour vivre en France?
Vive la France, j’aime la France !
March 21st, 2010 at 7:50 pm
You’re a dumbass. When you’re that stupid you shut your mouth. I guess you’re french aren’t you
March 22nd, 2010 at 8:00 am
Va mettre ta tete dans ton cul vieux zeub, Paris t’encule, la France t’encule et pour rappel les Anglais se font baiser par tous les trous et sont le pays d’origine des roux. Sale con tu meriterais de te faire prendre contre un mur par ta reine, Anglois de mes deux. Donne ton adresse je ramene des francais on va vous exploser vos sales gueules et la t’auras une raison de nous detester face de cul
March 24th, 2010 at 5:17 am
I’m Irish
I love french language
I love french movies
I love french Foods
I love go to France (Holiday)
I love french health care system (according to many source it’s the best and most equal in the world)
I love French mentality
I love french history
I love french music
I love french women
I love french social model
I love French way of life
I love the french atitude in the world “always independent” I don’t think they are arrogant, but when France say NO, it’s NO ( war in iraq…)
I love french landscape especelly the south of france
I love France because it’s a ”liberal” country, don’t ask about religion, God, Abortion… as the USA.
I love France it’s a country of freedom, democracy and human righ..( one of the oldest democracy)
I love climate in france
I love french quality of life.
I love ”fashion” made in france
I love french’s architecture……etc….
are you American ?
Thomas Jefferson ”Every man has two countries: his own and France.”, it was the president of the United States.
Do you really hate french or it’s joke ?
I can understand that we can hate china for his crimes, North Korea, Sovietic Union, but France and French I’m confused…
March 24th, 2010 at 9:42 pm
Eu… well well
I like English people because they created pudding and spam
March 24th, 2010 at 9:47 pm
I hate french they make me nervous, but it’s strange I love french people too, sometimes I deeply hate french and sometimes I deeply love french people..
I knew it’s strange behavior, but french are different of other people.
March 26th, 2010 at 12:01 am
Do you have nothing better to do with yourselves than spread hate? Not only do i take offence to this because i am French but i am just disgusted that people actually have such a misguided stereotypical view on other people. Yes we could all sit here and make joke about the united states being war hungry or the British with their bad teeth but should we really generalize a whole country on what the media portrays or what a couple experiences have shown? Give your heads a shake and stop being so ignorant.
April 18th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Hello! I’m French, i completely agree with it, i just would replace “french” by “parisian” in this letter
You know, i leave in eastern France, in mountains (called “Vosges”), and people here have exactly this feeling about Paris.
Eventually, funny site, but only with a humourus point of view…
(Eh, if i made mistakes i would thank you for posting some correction)
April 18th, 2010 at 7:47 pm
C’est pas très très sympa !
But i love this post, cuz’ the arguments are just irrefutable, as “The shit wine is cheap cos its
shit,[...]it all comes from grapes, french grapes, so its all shit.”
Keep on going like that son!
April 28th, 2010 at 7:01 am
Well I’m French, and I like your website. I have to agree that French people always complain about everything and they’re always on fucking strike! Our houses are not made from mud though. But for the person who wrote that message beware, next year I’m going to live in your country :-s I’m going to bring my frenchness over, me and my stinky cheese are going to invade your country
I’m going to be daring and say that I’m going to put my French cheese on my English beans on toast! And it’s going to be tasty! Because really it’s all about that, mixing and loving each other
By the way I never came across an english speaker saying he didn’t like French people. But even if you do, well I like you
Oh and the joke with frenchmen shagging dogs was amazing, it made me laugh
Well keep up the good job, and don’t worry about the hate replies, never forget that the french can’t laugh of them at all, our sense of humor is close to zero when it comes to realize that France is backwards!
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