French kissing
The French Kiss was invented so that when French men kissed each other, so that their beards wouldn’t act like velcro and stick together hindering them when putting their hands in the air to
surrender quickly when required.
The methodology (it also works for French women’s facial hair) is to approach the other person at a 38 degree angle, using tongues to ensure that garlickly saliva flows down both faces, preventing a catastrophic adhesion.
The mouths are kept open for breathing, so that the amount of rancid odour is minimised. In later years, French people smelled so appalling they developed the “air kiss” which limits any contact between disgusting French people and real human beings.
(sent by Lucifer DeVil, thank you)
February 25th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Ahh!!! It reminds me of a great American blockbuster, Talladega Nights! You surely remember ?!
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You know, when Ricky ask Jean Girard: “What did French land give us?”
Jean: “We invented democracy, existentialism, and the blowjob.” and “You know, the 69? With the head near the… that bit? We came up with it.”
Of course Ricky ’s friend comment is a moment of history: “We created the missionary position. You’re welcome.”
I’m almost crying, you gave the world so much……Thx Lucifer DeVil!!
And by the way, Jaques-Francois Frenchhater, for someone so proud of hosting, creating and filling your blog…..Why don’t you use your real name ? Maybe you’re a chicken ?! Or maybe you’re mum never breastfeed you thus your anger at the World, the French ?? It’s Ok ‘little buddy’, you too one day will be someone very special
Don’t tell me, are you a redneck ?? Oh no! Got it! You’re slightly more educated than the average American (fuck yeah!!, you know where is France on a map I guess), so you might be white trash.
FYI: I love your anger!! You are so funny sir
March 4th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
vive la france !
March 16th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Vive la France!!
French people are the best xD