Fanmail #1
Well I’m also getting mail with “congrats Frenchhater”, so I think it would be nice to post it online.
First one in this category would be Joel:
Dude, you made my day!
After a long French-hating day. Being frenched around by these rude,
smelly frogs, I could not help myself but to Google “I hate French
People” and I found your blog.
I am actually not in France but in Luxembourg. Luxembourgish are nice,
but they get a lot of northern-Frenchies to work (mostly of cleaning
up Luxembourgish people creappers and other hihgly qualified jobs). Of
course Luxembourgish speak English, German, Luxembourgish, too, they
have their own language, everything. When you encounter someone that
does not speak anything but French and he/she is being an asshole to
you, you have found a French. Seriously, las year 6 months in Paris,
beautiful city, awesome, but I would still dron an H-bomb on it.
Well, luckily the Frenchies are going to be out-breeded soon by the
Algerians, Inch Allah.
Keep up the good French-hating!
Cheers!!!
Thanks Joel, I will.
February 26th, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Wat is wrong wit youuu!!! Sacre bleu! You hav to be chrazy not to love Paris, avec ses beautiful mademoiselles, zat smell like a real woman: sweat covered in parfum et ses classy haihr wit personality, et almost own life for not aving it washed in 10 dayyyz. Ooohhh, tu don’t know the best things in life, huh.
No, seriously, I am tired of seeing women nicely dressed and with hair that seriously has not been washed or brushed in like a week. Huge turn-off. City of fashion and all that crap? Maybe a select few. Who are they trying to fool?
March 4th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
vive la france !!!!!!!!!
March 4th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
vive la france !!!
March 9th, 2010 at 10:04 pm
watch your head son of a bitch!
If I see a day I’ll cut your throat, you dirty pig
March 9th, 2010 at 10:05 pm
show your head son of a bitch!
If I see a day I’ll cut your throat, you dirty pig
March 9th, 2010 at 10:05 pm
show your head, son of a bitch!
If I see a day I’ll cut your throat, you dirty pig
March 9th, 2010 at 10:06 pm
show your head, son of a bitch!
If I see a day, I’ll cut your throat, you dirty pig
March 24th, 2010 at 9:44 pm
Racism is definitely not french
April 8th, 2010 at 9:53 am
@LeGabatx: I’m French, and I wash my hair every two days like a normal person… and all my French friends do the same thing.
I don’t know what’s the deal about us French people, but don’t worry too much FrenchHater, being hated is WAY better than being ignored. Because just so you know, us French people don’t give a flying fuck about you brits and you Yankees =)
But I get it, you just can’t get enough of us, that makes sense ! So keep it up, talk about us, we just love being the center of your whole life !
ps: Have you noticed how good my English is ? Oh mon Dieu, that’s right, French people have no trouble at all speaking that easy thing that you call a language : English !
See yaaaa !
February 5th, 2012 at 12:10 am
hey,
I’m a french woman. I shave, I wash my hair eveyday, I don’t smoke and I am completley fluent in english. I’ve noticed that the thing about you french haters is that you are so very uncomfortable with us because you yourselves are always making life more uncomfortable than needs be. You people have no respect for my culture when yours isn’t that great either. we the french may not be the greatest nation on earth but let me assure you that your nation, whatever it may be, is far from great! You brits and americans can’t cook for shit, the brits could be mistaken for robots due to their lack of ability to express their feelings which is probably connected to some stupid fear of being judged by their own people; and you americans don’t seem to know your own ass from your mouth which doesn’t seem to matter in a nation where hating everybody else seems to be patriotic. And when it comes to culture, you all better get back to your idiotic tea parties and stupid football games before you ambarrass yourselves you ignorant fucks.