French Giant Condom
In case you didn’t catch the news lately, there was a French Giant Condom thing a couple of days ago. The French called it the “Condomfiere” …
The 40-meter-high Condomfiere will fly on every continent starting next Dec. 1, the World Day against AIDS, to promote condom use and prevention against sexually transmitted diseases.
My thoughts on the French Giant Condom:
- only the French can do such a thing
- french people are hypocrites because they never use protection, but they have a good reason because french illnesses surrender pretty fast
- the French probably stay awake at night, thinking of ways to piss off the rest of the world
- I hope they release it from the Eiffel Tower, and I hope it breaks (both the condom and ze tower).
February 11th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
In Britain, condoms are known as “french letters”. This is because during the WW1 and WW2 french soldiers would masturbate into a condom and send it home to their fat, hairy wives. The wives would then inject the contents into their vaginas in the hope of becoming pregnant. Of course, it didn’t work and the french women would have sex with a dog or German soldier to become pregnant (There’s very little difference between a frenchman and a human/dog hybrid so the husband’s never noticed). When the animal was born, the french soldier would get compassionate leave and go AWOL.
February 11th, 2010 at 8:52 pm
I think your a funny guy! I think that I should do the same thing for Americains ppl. Coz you don’t know it but .. WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
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BTW, I laughed so much . I don’t even take what you say seriously.
You should come in France and write similar articles , even if some are going to be irritated, that will make speak about you, and I ‘m sure about it!
Sorry my english is really bad..
so ..I’m waiting for you’re next article !
( don’t be so harsh with french ppl
February 17th, 2010 at 11:31 am
No Théa, he ’s jealous of French people. Their language is ugly like their faces. They’re fat and eat hamburgers which are as large as their belly and their ass. Their history is poor compared to France. And during ww2 they were afraid which Germany takes the top on them if hitler invaded France it is for that they came to France.
They did this with interest these bloody ground worms.
March 9th, 2010 at 11:22 am
I am French and I love your vision of french people, I laughed and I think you love us but you can not admit it.
Big hugs from an openminded french woman
Bonne continuation
March 9th, 2010 at 9:56 pm
the English are big pile of shit, dirty drinkers of beer. Sorry,dirty drinkers of piss.
You are jealous, bands pigs