French Archive for February, 2010

French kissing

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

The French Kiss was invented so that when French men kissed each other, so that their beards wouldn’t act like velcro and stick together hindering them when putting their hands in the air to
surrender quickly when required.
The methodology (it also works for French women’s facial hair) is to approach the other person at [...]

Fanmail #1

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Well I’m also getting mail with “congrats Frenchhater”, so I think it would be nice to post it online.
First one in this category would be Joel:
Dude, you made my day!
After a long French-hating day. Being frenched around by these rude,
smelly frogs, I could not help myself but to Google “I hate French
People” and I found [...]

French Giant Condom

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

In case you didn’t catch the news lately, there was a French Giant Condom thing a couple of days ago. The French called it the “Condomfiere” …

The 40-meter-high Condomfiere will fly on every continent starting next Dec. 1, the World Day against AIDS, to promote condom use and prevention against sexually transmitted diseases.

My thoughts on [...]

Back again

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Hey there, I’m back from my frenchhating vacation in the French Alps.
It wasn’t as cold as I expected but I managed to have fun somehow.
So expect new content soon, after I get rid of all this french spam.
Vive la France !!! No, not really.

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
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