French answer

Jaquez Pampidou asked:

I just wanted to say that I also really hate and lothe the french
people. They should all fuck off and die. I just really really hate
them. Fuck them all! Nuke them! Do what ever it takes to get rid of
those worseless motherfuckers. Next time I see someone from france I
will do something bad to him/her. I’m not joking. I really hate them.

So my question is: Will french people ever realize how hated they are?

Europe and rest of the world hates you french
motherfuckers!

Short answer: Nope.
Long answer: There are many french people in the world, scattered all around like parasites, infesting our wonderful blue planet we like to call our Earth and our home. Most of them have almost alien behaviour, eating garlic bits out of shit, having shit orgy parties or making sure their monkey hair doesn’t run from their head by oiling it up with snail slime.
They don’t give a fuck about anybody but themselves, thus not caring what other people think about them.

You need proof ? All the french people that came to this site left a couple of nasty comments and left, not caring anymore about the website.
French people are rude, annoying and lack basic hygene skills, so they won’t ever realize how much people hate them or why, and even if they manage somehow to evolve to human status and realize those things, they again won’t care, because they’re french.

16 French Responses to “French answer”

  1. Ta mére le grosse pute Says:

    When you say ” All the french people that came to this site left a couple of nasty comments” and you insulted the french people, where is the respect ?
    Instead you hide behind your computer, come see us !
    I’m french and i fuck you espece de batard de ta mére la grosse pute que j’encule, je vais te faire bouffer ta merde grosse pédale

  2. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:

    I live in Paris.
    Come find me. I’m the one with the “I hate french people” shirt.

  3. Schoannès Says:

    I also want a “I hate french people” shirt!

  4. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:

    It’s coming, need to set things up first.

  5. Julles Vallès Says:

    AHAHAHAH ! Really funny, really, really funny. If you live in Paris and actually think we’re the most hated and self-centered people on earth, then you ARE FRENCH TOO ! Because that’s exactly what the rest of the planet think about you americans. You know, except the ones eating in your hand like pets (I count them on my right hand).

    Welcome my dear compatriots, you just found out you’re french.

  6. Julles Vallès Says:

    What’s your arrondissment ? Tell me a little bit about your neighborhood. Or keep faking and saying you live in Paris. :D D

  7. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:

    Would you tell Germans where you live ?

  8. sofia Says:

    Remember to make the shirts available in medium or small sizes, some of us are not Amercian…

  9. Julles Vallès Says:

    Trustworthy ones, yes. Paris is big, you could at least have some flamboyance, don’t you think ? Fuck us in the ass, but do it with style.

  10. proud to be Frenc Says:

    U look stupid american bastard! we r still the country the most visited in the world, we dont eat shitt like mcdo every singleday and guess what u will find more “I hate american people” than “i hate french people” website, why? coz look what you spend your time on? just dealing with fake ideas about what and how the people are ! fuck u bastard

  11. Schoannès Says:

    I love this blog.

  12. Bente Says:

    Don’t feel offendend Frenchies, I really DO love you and so do many other people :D There’s no reason to hate ALL french people, because they’re all different. You have bastards in every country, not only in France. There must be at least one french person who isn’t stupid or whatever. I’m from the Netherlands but I learn about the French and I learn their language at school. I think France is such a “romantic” country. I really want to live or study there when I”m older.

    love from Holland :)

  13. Katherine Says:

    is this for real? i really hope this is just so you can have a laugh, cause this is the most pathetic website i think i’ve ever seen anyone waste their time on.

    it’s people like you that give americans a bad reputation. and it’s people like you that make people like me ashamed to be an american.

  14. Aurelien Says:

    what is your problem really, are you a very ugly man with a small penis?, do you not have anything better to do with your time. There are better subjects to tackle, maybe try spending time with your kids or something. Try removing yourself from ze french porn, and take that grubby american hand out of your pants, and do something worthwhile.(well i don’t blame you, french women are hot and thin!!!) At least france doesn’t think they own everything, check to see how many french companies, have been taken over by americans, maybe it’s because your food, makes people die of heart attacks or obesity. And we don’t take over countries by force by pretending to create world peace or some bull shit like that. SO what i’m saying is Sarkozy stinks, but at least he’s no Bush, which was in office twice, what’s that about?? So maybe creating a blog called ” i hate americans and their stupid little minds” might be more useful to everyone.

  15. Tommy Says:

    im English and i also hate the french what use is a country that surrenders at all their fucking wars, britian, america, and russia
    won world war 2 you have no right to claim you won youre all fucking pansys and youre country should be blown up!

    whats the shortest book in the world?

    the book of French war heros.

  16. Théa Says:

    The guy that created this is a FUCKING GENIOUS! look how many ppl that visited that shitty site! ( a lot) . I really think it’s a great idea, ppl go here when there are in a crapy mood i think. Ok im going to do one like this but the title will be “I hate American ppl” even if it’s NOT true , americans are not all fat and ignorant . (Go see the vid posted on youtube “ignorant americans, IT S AMAZIING :) ) go and see this vid and tell me again that french ppl are idiots . HAHAH

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