French answer

Marie-Pierre asked:

Je ne parle pas l’anglais, désolée, je suis française et en France,
nous sommes mauvais en anglais. Vous le savez sans doute.

Je voulais vous demander de me traduire votre site Internet.

Est-ce possible?

Par exemple, quand vous dites que les français ne se lavent pas et
que ce n’est pas pour rien que Paris est la ville du Parfum. Je ne
comprends pas très bien.

Enfin, je voulais également vous dire que je serais très ravie de
vous rencontrer un jour. Vous semblez tellement intéressant…

Merci de répondre à mes questions.

Marie-Pierre

Hey there Marie-Pierre. I’m very sorry you don’t speak the international language but you’re french so I can’t say I didn’t expect that.

Unfortunately no, I won’t translate my website, but you can use free tools like Google Translator to convert this website to francais if you like.

Yes, Paris might be the city of perfume, but French people stink … why ? Because they don’t wash, ever. And not washing while wearing perfume actually increases the stench, which actually why French people make perfume … so they can be more repulsive.

I’m glad you want to meet me some day but I have no interest in meeting you (+ you might be one of the many french killers out to get me).

Have a nice day. For more answers, ask Frenchhater !

4 French Responses to “French answer”

  1. Schoanès Says:

    …like she is screaming: please hit me right in the face!

  2. ben Says:

    Oh i learned a new word in english : ASSHOLE

  3. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:

    Oh i learned a new word in english : ASSHOLE

    Now you can indicate where you’d like to get pounded. Congratulations frenchie.

  4. LeGabatx Says:

    A French that does not speak English what a fucking surprise. Let them atlk about their great culture and the ignorance of Maericans and all that crap. In every developed nation people can communicate in English and probably some other language besides their own, but not France… bunch of ignorant morons

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