French Archive for December, 2009

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Saturday, December 26th, 2009

Marie-Pierre asked:
Je ne parle pas l’anglais, désolée, je suis française et en France,
nous sommes mauvais en anglais. Vous le savez sans doute.
Je voulais vous demander de me traduire votre site Internet.
Est-ce possible?
Par exemple, quand vous dites que les français ne se lavent pas et
que ce n’est pas pour rien que Paris est la [...]

Merry French Christmas

Friday, December 25th, 2009

Merry French Christmas from your favorite Frenchhater !
Check out the Joyeux Noël post, follow me on ze French mighty Twitté and have a great time on your holiday (unless you’re French).

Two gay french soldiers

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Zut alors !

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

“Zut alors” sounds very funny to americans. And I can’t blame us.
It’s translation is “shoot”,”dang” and sometimes “shucks”.
“Zut” means “damn”, while “alors” seems to be a very gay french word.
So yes, next time you want to say “DANG !!!” just say “Zut alors !!!” as french as you possibly can.
It will make your life more [...]

French Toast

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

Oui !!!

French answer

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Robert Badinter asked:
Hey man, could you just FUCK OFF?
Noques Dimitri asked:
Some people actually have no life at all.
Why don’t you get on with it and spend your time on more productive
matters?
And they’re right, I should fuck off and spend my time on more productive matters.
I should gather toxic mutant frogs and hope the french are [...]

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
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