Boring French

French people are so boring lately.

I wanted to write about a couple of things but they didn’t seem funny.

Got any french interesting stuff you’d like to submit ?
Or some french questions ?

Hello ?

9 French Responses to “Boring French”

  1. I ate the French Says:

    French question

    why is it that all Slimey French smell worse than that of French slimy cheese or is what i’ve been expecting all this time that the Cheese is made out of French people

  2. Patrik Says:

    Hello i have to ask why is it that the french are so sexually perverted and wierd im from Sweden and i even puke not only because of their bad smell even thou 80% of the reason why is because of their smell

  3. RienaFoutre Says:

    Why are you so jealous of us??? (I am French) You have never been to France obviously because your stereotype dont exist in France. your jokes are not funny at all,only for stupid american haters like you. Its your problem live your american middle class loser life and continue to hate on French people who dont give a shit about you.

  4. Will Says:

    Oh wow this site is awesome! I actually am unfortunate enough to live in France (even if it is the South where the sun shines). I am young (18) so I do think that it could be due to my ignorance, but I really do dislike the French. I mean, I really do have to TRY to put up with them and their egotistic ways. I was in a store in the UK a month or so ago…within 60 seconds of looking round I was offered assistance…then I arrive back here where I am just yelled at for even touching the products on show and given the most evil looks you could ever imagine because of my English accent when I speak THEIR language.

    Keep up the good work mate, I will be sure to check in here every now and then for a laugh. Ta. Will.

  5. camomille Says:

    well maybe you could talk about how the president sarkozy tride to put his son on the “throne” some weeks ago :p (and now doing the same with the cadet ^^)
    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xasxir_jean-sarkozy-prince-des-hauts-de-se_fun

  6. LOOL Says:

    Hi,
    Did you know that France has more military victories than the USA?

    Did you know that USA has never win a war on its own(looooooool)?

    That the USA would still be an English Colony, if France hadn t help you?

    Yes, it s hard to admit but you have your little and sad “American way of life” thanks to France, sorry.

    Congratulation, with the poor research you ve done for posting all this non-senses, you have at least more than twice the knowledge of an average “american”.

    Thank you for giving us an example of an average sad “american”, who wants to be french.

    You should one day, have the curage to go to France and face it.

    Poor you(I can t blame you, your country did you that way!)

    By the way, stop calling yourselves “americans”, because I come from latin america, so as you can deduce, I m an american too, but hopely I have any relation with you bunch of obesse people, so please stop calling yourself “american” you are the shame of America( the continent)

    Bye bye dear moron.

    NB: Me english writing is not very good, but as I know at least 3.5 more languages than you( I know 4), I think you ll understand.

  7. wardnor Says:

    well i lived in france for over a year ( I was suposed to be there 2 years) but i came running back home,, Now before all the french hate me i have to say, I have a french boyfriend,, i love his family,,all of them are from marseille and i just adore marseille, but paris,, living in paris was awfull i just couldn’t deal with the people,, everywhere everybody where just mad, angry all the time, i could never ask a single question cause they would scream at me, and i did my best to speak with their accent and yet they did not make an effort to understand me, I have lived in many countries and i have been known to adapt pretty easy, but i can’t say i have a good image of parisians right now.

  8. camomille Says:

    parisians sucks
    even when you’re french

  9. Tom Says:

    yes, you make a point, you and your website are not boring at all!!

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