French Halloween

As I wrote two years ago, Halloween is also celebrated in the big, the mighty, slimy smelly France.

Sure the french don’t give out candy or any kinds of sweets, they give dead frogs, onions and of course french garlic. Some of the more generous french people give out snail slime.

Of course every year among the french people getting disguised as something french-related, I see some really strange french people (even for french standards) …

French woman dressed as a french pudel. Awesome !!!

French woman dressed as a french pudel. Awesome !!!

French gay burglars

French gay burglars

Menstruating horny french lesbian werewolves

Menstruating horny french lesbian werewolves

I dressed as a frenchman of course, with a fake moustache, garlic bling-bling chain around my neck, a striped shirt, the mighty french beret and lots of cigarettes.
It was a poor halloween because the french people I’ve visited didn’t understand I was wearing a costume.
Next year I’ll get a baguette costume.

Happy Halloween everyone !

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I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
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