French Archive for October, 2009

“I surrender” in French

Monday, October 5th, 2009

I’ve talked about the french surrendering and stuff, but haven’t really mentioned how to say “I surrender” in Francais. At least I don’t think I have.
Of course nobody will probably use the sentence because on this planet nobody else surrenders, but here you go:
“Je me rends !”
If you hear that from a frenchmen, you’ll know [...]

Potpourri

Monday, October 5th, 2009

Potpourri is yet another French invention that infected the planet with it’s slime. The name in French is actually “pot-pourri” which basically means rotten pot. I’ll explain why.

You see, the French were always careful with the environment, even in the dark ages. As back then they didn’t have cigars to puff a layer of smoke [...]

French answer

Saturday, October 3rd, 2009

Pierre asked:
Why are french people so fucking gay ?
I could give an elaborate answer so you all would understand why but I’m kinda bored with the French today so I’m going to keep this short.
French men are gay because they have sex with each other.
If that’s not enough to make them gay, they also eat [...]

Bing: The frenchhating search engine

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Google doesn’t like this website lately, so I started using Bing for my web searches … and I found this out :

How cool is that ? From all this content on my website, Bing chose that as the description.
Google is French. Use Bing.

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
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