French snail

Ah oui, ze mighty french snail.

Cooked with garlic or cheese, dead or alive, filthy or filthy, the éscargot is french for “slimy slimy snail”, and it’s considered a french delicacy. Which is probably why nobody else should eat it.

Look at it … so slimy, squishy and yucky … yum-yum !!!
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When you visit France, you’ll probably feel the need to eat stuff you don’t know the meaning to. Well now you know that when you see “éscargot” somewhere … they’ll try to insert french snails up down your throat, or up your ass if you refuse the first one.

French people are sick and evil, be sure to order French Fries everytime.

2 French Responses to “French snail”

  1. AnneMarie Says:

    Hi ! I am French and I have never eaten snails of all my life! However, I am 20 years old. Many people in France eat only very seldom snails except in period of holidays (Christmas and January 1st)

    Mais je crois que si tu n’aimais vraiment pas les français, tu ne t’amuserais pas à crée un blog, après tout la meilleure des choses est d’ignorer une chose qu’on déteste… Je n’aime pas les abrutis et je ne crée pas un blog “je déteste les abrutis”…

    Bye

  2. Lindsayraikwarme Says:

    China and Russia put the blame on some screwed up experiments of US for the earthquake that happened in Haiti.
    Chinese and Russian Military scientists, these reports say, are concurring with Canadian researcher, and former Asia-Pacific Bureau Chief of Forbes Magazine, Benjamin Fulford, who in a very disturbing video released from his Japanese offices to the American public, details how the United States attacked China by the firing of a 90 Million Volt Shockwave from the Americans High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) facilities in Alaska
    If we can recollect a previous news when US blamed Russia for the earthquake in Georgio. What do you guys think? Is it really possible to create an earthquake by humans?
    I came across this article about Haiti Earthquake in some blog it seems very interesting, but conspiracy theories have always been there.

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
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