French hairy panties
If you’re a modern woman, you probably shave your armpits, legs and other places constantly to look more attractive and feel more beautiful. Which is good. I like that. But what if you’re a secret agent ? A female secret agent ? And you have a mission in France …
You’ll need a pair of these:
In France, being a french woman means you’ll take off your clothes on a hourly basis … that’s if you have clothes.
Being a hot female secret agent in France means you’ll probably have to get naked in front of many men before you kill them, and to be able to kill them you must make them feel safe (and then shove a hamburger in their necks … french people hate hamburgers). Frenchmen feel safe around french women (although french women are hairy, dirty and probably have all kinds of diseases).
And all french women have hair down there and armpit hair, thus being a secret agent posing as a french woman will be impossible if you look good … and wax/shave/laser your hair.
This technique can be used also in other countries and would be useful in the war against the French.
I mean just imagine how many nukes will be sent the moment a “french woman” annoys the russian president. Dream come true.
So all you non-french ladies out there, go buy a pair of french hairy panties ! Save the world !
October 9th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
i want a pair ! its a great gift ideea
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:50 pm
I can’t stop wondering about the “more attractive and more beautiful once shaved” part, given the fact it’s still a rude – acultured – piggy – obese – american – woman you’re talking about, there.
Beside, how could you fit such a hippo in those pants?
really…
December 6th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
In most of the world to be shaved means you are a prostitute. I think perhaps this is why American girls are seen as easy. Not that you would find many worth having sex with. Best thing is to let them leave their clothes on and just find an open orifice.
April 25th, 2010 at 10:44 am
I’m french, I can swear we all shave, and we absolutely loath hairy armpits.
I guess you ‘re too ugly/too old to meet hot french women.