Potpourri
Potpourri is yet another French invention that infected the planet with it’s slime. The name in French is actually “pot-pourri” which basically means rotten pot. I’ll explain why.
You see, the French were always careful with the environment, even in the dark ages. As back then they didn’t have cigars to puff a layer of smoke like the one in Paris right now, they made their towns smell bad with other things like garlic, rotten eggs, dead french animals, onions, hairy armpits and unwashed french vaginas.
But just laying them around would make them dissapear naturally after a while, so the French got this amazing idea to put them in pots and place a layer of sea salt over them to create a layer of mold after a while, so the smell stink would be more powerful, and so they could keep the french people from eating the yummy but rotten things in the pot (french people hate salt).
Nowadays around the world potpourri is used for decorative purposes and of course to provide a nice smell around the house (if you use flowers and stuff that smells nice, nothing french). So yeah, don’t buy one.
