“I surrender” in French

I’ve talked about the french surrendering and stuff, but haven’t really mentioned how to say “I surrender” in Francais. At least I don’t think I have.

Of course nobody will probably use the sentence because on this planet nobody else surrenders, but here you go:

“Je me rends !”

If you hear that from a frenchmen, you’ll know what to do.

5 French Responses to ““I surrender” in French”

  1. piz2 Says:

    I tought it was “bon jour” because they say that a lot… :)

  2. Mike Hunt Says:

    is the answer to kick them in the place were there normaly would be balls but since they are french they have none

  3. Jean-Bertrand De la Pate Feuilletée Says:

    In American English “I surrender” is translated by “I got the peace nobel prize”!!!

    Lol!!!

    what do you about that?

  4. Jean-Bertrand De la Pate Feuilletée Says:

    you know, as a French with a decent sense of humor,I really enjoy reading your blog. Most of us know how arrogant, how unuseful we can be sometimes. But you never answer back when we post comments. That doesn’t make you the heroe (with big and shaved balls) I thought you really were.

  5. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:

    I do answer but not any french comment. If you want a sure answer, use the “ask frenchhater” feature.

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