Well I had nothing interesting to write about until now (right french now !!!) this week (and I’ve been working on the book so I’ve been a little bit busy) … so here goes.
French girls have more sexual partners than ever before, and America is to blame.
America, fuck yeah !!!
My opinion is French women just [...]
Well that’s not really true. They also use it to surrender.
Jean-Bertrand de la Pâte Feuilletée asked:
Bonjour Jean-Jaques,
My wife and I were wondering, while we were making love at dawn, what
was worse : being a French cheese-eating surrender monkey or winning a
Peace Nobel prize for negociating with Iran and asking- on bended knee
- North Korea to be patient?
thank u.
Jean-Bertrand de la Pâte Feuilletée
It’s Jaques-Francois, not [...]
Ah oui, ze mighty french snail.
Cooked with garlic or cheese, dead or alive, filthy or filthy, the éscargot is french for “slimy slimy snail”, and it’s considered a french delicacy. Which is probably why nobody else should eat it.
Look at it … so slimy, squishy and yucky … yum-yum !!!
When you visit France, you’ll probably [...]
If you’re a modern woman, you probably shave your armpits, legs and other places constantly to look more attractive and feel more beautiful. Which is good. I like that. But what if you’re a secret agent ? A female secret agent ? And you have a mission in France …
You’ll need a pair of these:
In [...]
