I hate french people

Can you smell that ?
Yummy !!!

Another french proof that the french are french aliens:

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything
inside them is color-coded.”
The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the [...]

Jean-Bertrand De la Pate Feuilletée asked:

Ail!
1* I’m glad to finally talk to you. I’ve never been to ze unitaid stets of america. never. I’ve bean told zat in ze united stets all women are shaved down below. And all males ‘ave zeir johnson circumcised. Is it true?
2* I’m not sure America does exist. [...]

Q: Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel?
A: So the French government could to flee to London.