I hate french people

Hot French Man-Flag

You see, some french people don’t have money for clothes. Actually that shouldn’t be a surprise knowing the amount of cheese, cigars and frogs the french consume each they. Anyway, a popular french solution to that problem is to become a flag. Not any flag though, the french flag !!!

Here are a couple of steps to help you become a very attractive french flag:
Step 1: Be very french.
Step 2: Try to stop eating garlic for just one day and start raising enough money blowing foreign gay people on dark alleys to buy yourself some blue and white paint.
Step 3: Grab a french knife, also called a chef’s knife.
Step 4: Be very french.
Step 5: After you’ve cut your balls off at step 4, use the blood to paint one third of your body in red (if you ate garlic, it would have probably been greenish).
Step 6: Make sure that dries, and the stench repels any nearby insects or animals. If it attracts french women, it’s good and you can proceed.
Step 7: Paint the other two thirds in white and blue. Make sure to have pretty straight lines so people won’t make fun of you !
Step 8: You’re ready to go out into the world and be a magnificent hot french fag flag.

You will probably look like that guy above. How hot is that ??? Oh yeah !!!
And not to mention patriotic !!!

In Paris (France) you can find lots of hot french man-flags. Go ahead, take your picture with them, show all your friends that YES there are people who deserve to be shot on sight, who are way gayer then you’ll ever be and who eat shit snails for breakfast.

Next time on the French Channel, you’ll learn how to be a French Douché !

This french entry was posted Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009 at 7:34 pm and is french filed under French people. Both comments and pings are currently closed.