French answer
Jean-Bertrand De la Pate Feuilletée asked:
Ail!
1* I’m glad to finally talk to you. I’ve never been to ze unitaid stets of america. never. I’ve bean told zat in ze united stets all women are shaved down below. And all males ‘ave zeir johnson circumcised. Is it true?
2* I’m not sure America does exist. We all know in France (best country ever) zat Americans never put a single foot on ze moon. My zeory is even more complex : not only zey never put a foot, a toe or a camel toe, but Americans don’t even exist. It is a myth. New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago : all zoose cities are little scale models filmed in Tirana, Albanian movie studios. Am I Rrrright or am I Rrrrong?
fank you veri much. If you don’t exist, no need to answer. An answer would ruin my cartesian analysis.
1* I’ve never seen all males in the united states so I can’t say. The jews are probably circumcised.
I don’t think all males are circumcised. Except french males living in the US which had their cocks cut off.
As for the women, yeah, all women do that.
2* You are right, America does not exist. The United States of America do.
About the moon landing … I don’t think that was fake. They might have not gone back there because:
a) they already collected rocks and seen what there is to see on the moon, aka nothing, just like a frenchman in a bathing suit
b) french people tried to go to the moon too a few years after in an ultra-secret operation but their smelly cheese rocket failed, thus sending a shitload of cheese to the moon, making the surface slimy and cheesy, thus not providing everyone else in the world a good clean landing spot, thus keeping their reputation as rude cigar-smoking asshole. YES !
I’ve been to LA, I’m from New York, so I can pretty much say those places are real, and not in Albania.
But Chicago … I don’t know about that. Always seemed a little Albanian to me.
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September 3rd, 2009 at 10:07 pm
You can’t say for American men because you haven’t seen all of them but you can say for women? Now, what does that mean? Like you’ve checked all of them?
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:05 pm
American women are American women. They take care of the bushes.
Every last one of them, sooner or later.
Unlike french women which have to feed and water the plants growing out of there.
September 4th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Is it so important? I mean american girls are obese : can you really see ze difference between a hairy and a shaved yanki woman, in all zis fat? Zat is a good question which needs an anwer.