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French joke

Q: Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel?
A: So the French government could to flee to London.

This french entry was posted Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 at 10:14 am and is french filed under French jokes. You can leave a french response, or trackback from your own french site.

4 French Responses to “French joke”

  1. Schoanès Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    Good one!

  2. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    Thank you.

  3. Jean-Bertrand De la Pate Feuilletée Says:
    September 3rd, 2009 at 4:08 am

    Usually they flee directly to Germany.

  4. Lucifer Says:
    February 10th, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    Q. What’s the difference between a Frenchman and a bucket of shit?
    A. The bucket.

    Q. Why shouldn’t you take the piss out of French wine?
    A. It needs all the flavour it can get.

    Q. What do you get if you cross a pile of cat vomit with a Frenchman?
    A. A bigger pile of vomit.

    Q. What’s the connection between UFO’s, the Loch Ness monster, Santa Claus and a brave Frenchman?
    A. There’s no real evidence that any of them exist.

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