I hate french people

Q: How do you cure a French Soldier of Constipation?
A: Give him a rifle.

Q: What’s the motto of the US Marine Corps?
A: Semper Fi (always first)
Q: What’s the motto of the French Army?
A: Stop, drop, and run!

It’s the 4th of July. The Independence Day.
The greatest day in the world except New Year’s and Christmas. Yes, it beats Easter. It absolutely beats France’s independence day, called slimy Bastille Day.
4th of July represents everything good in the world. It represents freedom, it represents hotdogs, represents picnics and barbecues, parades and carnivals, concerts and [...]

Ok so that’s about it for the french contest.
Go ahead, pick your winner. The most french person.

I’ll remind you that you get to choose from these lovely slimy cheesy french people:
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