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French joke

Q: Why do French soldiers, and I use the term loosely, wear steel toed boots?
A: So when they drop their weapons and surrender they won’t break their toes.

This french entry was posted Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009 at 3:24 am and is french filed under French jokes. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

5 French Responses to “French joke”

  1. wow Says:
    July 24th, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    Always jokes on war… what an originality!
    That is the proof that Americans are warmongers and they only think about war, military, rifles, guns, shooting, killing etc. etc. all the time. Since you are always talking about war & C. they must be very proud of this!

  2. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:
    July 27th, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    Well the french seem to be hiding the surrendering part a lot, so they must really be ashamed of that.

    Better proud then ashamed I always say.

  3. Katty Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    I’m not french but i can tell with no hesitation that your blog is completly pointless and moronic. I mean, why so much hate against a people that you probably didn’t even met ? I live in Finland, i went to France several times cause it’s a amazingly beautiful country, and the french people are very kind, cultivated, and so far from your stupid prejudices ! At least they’re not patriotic and selfish like the americans…
    French have a great culture, a great history and have nothing to be ashamed about. Should i talk about Vietnam ? Or Irak ? Cause those are actually good reasons to be ashamed !
    The americans shouldn’t forget that without the french, their independance would have never be acquired.
    So get our ass up, travel to France, travel anywhere in the planet to get rid of those stupid prejudices and give yourself a chance to see the world and peoples by yourself !
    Quentin

  4. Kat Says:
    August 10th, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    The only good Frenchman is a dead Frenchman.

    Hey guys, where is your French sense of humour?

    This French love-hate blog rules. Keep using the F word

  5. Not-French reply Says:
    August 25th, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    Well the french seem to be hiding the surrendering part a lot…

    Surrender part? Like you did in Vietnam?
    You are a specialist of surrendering too.
    Irak and Afghanistan are your next collections

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
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