Bastille Day, again
You see that weird freaky light on top of the Eiffel Tower ?
That’s not to make airplanes see where the Eiffel Tower is, because no terrorists would ever run their planes into something as shitty as the Eiffel Tower. It’s there to send signals to aliens. French aliens.
You see, ze french people are not human. It’s not normal for a human to surrender that fast and crap his pants, it’s not normal for a human to not be able to breathe clean air and have a need to smoke all the time, it’s not normal for a human to eat smelly garlic cheese and then bone some females with armpit hair, and baguettes are unnatural.
The French are clearly aliens. Green, slimy, smelly aliens.
No wonder people call them frogs and no wonder they can’t speak any other language properly.
So yeah, that shitty lighty thing on the Eiffel Tower is a beacon for the french aliens, so they know in which part of earth to land.
Last year’s Bastille day was pretty gay, let’s hope this year the french aliens won’t buttfuck each other on the shit filled streets of Paris. Nobody wants to ever see that.
But I will try to snap a picture of french aliens doing it, just in case anyone is interested.
December 3rd, 2009 at 7:49 am
Do you really honestly seriously think frenchies are aliens??? I mean they are a bit reversed (man look like woman; woman look like man etc.) but seriously? Extra terestrails?
December 3rd, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Humans don’t like nasty smells, french people do.
Humans care about their survival, thus they’ll fight until they die, while french people surrender.
Humans need oxigen, french people need cigar smoke.
Thus French people can’t be human.