America, fuck yeah !!!

It’s the 4th of July. The Independence Day.
The greatest day in the world except New Year’s and Christmas. Yes, it beats Easter. It absolutely beats France’s independence day, called slimy Bastille Day.

4th of July represents everything good in the world. It represents freedom, it represents hotdogs, represents picnics and barbecues, parades and carnivals, concerts and baseball games, shopping sprees and fireworks, and of course french bashing.
As you can see, there’s no mention of whoredom, french cigars, french slimy smelly cheese, baguettes or moustaches.

So happy birthday America !!! France sucks.

6 French Responses to “America, fuck yeah !!!”

  1. sofia Says:

    For accuracy’s sake, i have to say that “le 14 juillet” or Bastille Day as you call it, is not the French Independence Day, since France was an independent country, but never mind…..

  2. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:

    France is a shithole, not an independent country.

    “France’s independence day” was in context so it means the equivalent of the United States’s independence day, in France. French national day.

    I thought French women, although with weird french armpits, were a little more intelligent. I mean there’s Joan of Arc …

  3. sofia Says:

    i didn’t say i didn’t understand, i was just a little more specific…..
    and please don’t start thinking…..

  4. scurt Says:

    aah, no delicious frenchhating post to cut the nausea from all the celebrations today?

  5. oh là là! Says:

    4th of July represents everything good in the world. It represents freedom, it represents hotdogs, represents picnics and barbecues, parades and carnivals, concerts and baseball games, shopping sprees and fireworks, and of course french bashing

    .. that’s what an american consider “everything good in the owrld”! LOL
    No surprises tehy are always at the same cultural/mental level.
    Actually I can’t think of a worst disgusting sewer than United States and much worse are its retarded inhabitants that speak about “freedom”!!! LOL a country founded on genocide, class division, slavery, stereotypes and segregationism!!
    By the way… obvioulsy it’s asking too much requiring that an american knows that France helped them to win the war against the other retarded british. If it wasn’t for France help you would have been licking London ass for sooo much time again!

  6. Johnny american nation Says:

    4th of july represents the stupidity of the worst country in the world : hamburger, chicken wings, pizza, hot-dog (what a nation of cooks!), stupid flags everywhere (there’s so proud they put it everywhere every time of the year..), big poor niggers eating at Burger Kings, mexicano eating burritos during fireworks. Oh yeah what a country,

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