I hate french people

Q: Why do French soldiers, and I use the term loosely, wear steel toed boots?
A: So when they drop their weapons and surrender they won’t break their toes.

Q: How to you get France to surrender?
A: Declare War !

I’m thinking about writing a book. A french-related book.
You think I should ?

As I promised, I took a picture of some French aliens … more slimy pictures will come soon. It’s a god damn french alien conspiracy !!

See how they took off their slimy little berets and striped t-shirts and cigars to hide the fact that they’re aliens ?
You see how that frogger on the left closed [...]

You see that weird freaky light on top of the Eiffel Tower ?
That’s not to make airplanes see where the Eiffel Tower is, because no terrorists would ever run their planes into something as shitty as the Eiffel Tower. It’s there to send signals to aliens. French aliens.
You see, ze french people are not human. [...]

Benoît asked:
Hey,
I’m very unlucky, I’m French and, I know it can sound wierd, kind
of glad to be… You can’t imagine how honoured I am to be, me and
my co-citizens, hated by you. However, I’m just wondering : Did you
experience a sort of trauma with a French person or something being a
child which could explain why [...]