French kiss
I’m not sure how you non-french-hating people feel about slimy french people exchanging saliva (while smoking), but I strongly advise you to look away if you see french people kissing. That’s if you’re not feeling a need to puke.
I don’t even want to describe the slimy act.
Here’s a preview:
May 12th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
I’m French and I live so much my country, but I had to say that I really love your blog too. It’s so funny. I love the way you laugh of french clichés.
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Bon j’arrête de massacrer la langue de Shakespeare et je continue en français, j’adore vraiment ton blog, j’en ris encore, ça fait plaisir de trouver des gens qui nous font redescendre de notre nuage, c’est vrai que nous les français, on se croit un peu supérieurs aux autres ( en même temps on l’est quoi
Bonne continuation ( pour avoir autant d’humour, ne serais-tu pas français ? )
Pierre-Oliver, a 14 years french teenager (French will domine the world, you won’t resist to our frogs legs ! )
May 15th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
R u an obese englishman with some serious mental retard ? cause u certainly sound like one !
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Really i don’t mind people like u, i am even glad , cause i think like this : if u hate so much france and french people, then u will stay OUT of my country and that;s absolutely great ! )
And I should celebrate it – Garcon, de champagne !
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:54 am
Are you crazy ?
French people are the best around the world.
June 17th, 2009 at 2:55 am
this is funny. because americans french kiss too. americans are like a billion times more unclassy and sicking then french people….
June 25th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Hello there !
Fun website really. Definitely harsh but it’s a parody right ? As written in very very small letters at the bottom of the page. You receive a lot of angry comments I noticed, 2nd degree is having a hard time…!
I can agree on many things with you because yes, I’m French and I actually have a blog you might be interested in. It’s called “Two Pounds of American Mind” (or why French people need less brain and more guts). I’ll be glad if you drop by and say hey !
Good luck !
Louise
http://www.americanguts.blogspot.com
December 14th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Hello,
Thx for your blog, it’s so funny !
What you say is so ………. false. I’m french, and i don’t know why you can’t bear french people. But all you say is just a “cliché”. I’m 16, i love french kiss, i loooove make love with my boyfriend, i say it, i’m not a perverse, not at all but i love sex.
Please find me a person who hate sex … hum perhaps 1 person out of 10.000 … make me laugh
You are probably shocked, so what ?
I’m a french girl and i’m proud !
ps : if you hate french people, why do you do a blog about french ? You just make us laughing
December 24th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
j’aime beaucoup ton blog, je suis d’accord avec toi, la plupart des francais sont arrogant, et pensent qu’ils sont superieurs que les autres.
you didn’t mention the french administration in your blog, what a joke! i lived in new york and london for a while, everything seems to be much better there, people actually smile at you in the street. You dont have to queue for hours either. The service in france is pretty shit. I have had better service in Bombay a third world city.
Paris is like a beautiful frame on an ugly painting. I am french and i am so ashamed of the french.