French Archive for May, 2009

French kiss

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

I’m not sure how you non-french-hating people feel about slimy french people exchanging saliva (while smoking), but I strongly advise you to look away if you see french people kissing. That’s if you’re not feeling a need to puke.
I don’t even want to describe the slimy act.
Here’s a preview:

Conan O’Brien French version

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

I almost crapped my pants when I saw this. Thank god I’m not french and I have control over my ass.
Here’s Conan O’Brien as a slimy frenchman.

French suicidal pig

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

Literally.

Air France

Monday, May 4th, 2009

What comes in mind when you say “Air France” ?
In my mind comes “plane destroyer”. Let me tell you why.
Air France ruined the magnificent Concorde airplane, by crashing it in a nearby hotel like the french surrendering monkeys they are. I mean why kill just the people on board when you can also drag [...]

For he’s a jolly french fella

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

Bonjour bonjour.
Today’s french topic : French birthdays.
Have you ever been to one ? I know I have.
It has been so horrible, so disgusting, so sickening, that it took me a couple of days to recover.
I’ve been to the french birthday of a slimy french colleague 4 days ago, and as much as I hate the [...]

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
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