OMFG (Oh My French God) !!!
Never go into a French internet cafe. Even if you are in desperate need of cyberspace, just don’t !!!
Ever !!

Ze slimy french have many customs … but among those amazing cheese or french armpit-related habits we can find Valentine’s Day.
First of all, in France they don’t pronounce it like we americans do … Val-en-tine …
In french it sounds like Val-ehn-ton. Amazing.
How did it all begin ?
Well you see … there was once a french [...]

Q: What does “Maginot” mean in German?
A: Welcome!

Ok, French pudels are freaky. Amazingly not because they’re pudels, but because they’re French.

… you need to know that you should use a condom, so you won’t die a horrible hairy armpit cheesy death.

Warning: these panels only appear in poor regions of France. In Paris you won’t see any, but the french women are just as bad infected.
If you’re French you shouldn’t bother. You’re already a slimy frog [...]

Who said French fries didn’t have multiple uses ?

You can pick your teeth with them.