French Archive for February, 2009

New French blog design

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

I’m going to start posting french crap on Twitter (which is a sad sad place without frenchhating stuff), so I thought I’d update my blog design too.
It was too orange for my taste, not really frenchy enough. Hope it’s more slimy now, almost fully french.
I also added a French Twitter icon on the right (you [...]

French joke

Saturday, February 21st, 2009

Q: What do you get when a grenade is thrown into a French kitchen?
A: Linoleum Blownapart.

French answer

Friday, February 20th, 2009

Gogu Kaizer asked me:
Hello, mr. Frenchhater.
Do you use Twitter (twitter.com)? If you don’t, i think you should
A daily frenchhating update would be cool to follow. Besides, it would
be a nice way to promote the frenchhater blog.
I don’t really use Twitter, but I do have an account from long-ago.
I might start using [...]

Funny quote

Friday, February 20th, 2009

“The French; they are a funny race, they fight with their feet, and fuck with their face!”
Dunno who said it, but I’m already a fan.

French joke

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Q: What is the standard French military manoeuvre ?
A: A French firing squad stands in a circle, then surrenders.

Hate the French

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

If you visit this blog you’re either French or you Hate the French. Most probably you hate the French.
Use these to show how much you hate the french, or ask me some questions.
You can do it !!!

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
French Twitter