French joke

Q: Why do the French eat snails?
A: It gives them speedier reactions.

4 French Responses to “French joke”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Wow, you must have never ate a snail in your life, dude.
    I pity you seriously, snails are so good.

  2. Pierre Le Stink Says:

    we never eat snail because we have a sence of dignity

  3. Aurélie Says:

    I ate snails at lunch, probably why I was so fast this afternoon! ^^

  4. Jèlle Says:

    You’re awesome man! Luckely I’m not French (same as the rest of my class…).

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