French internet cafe

OMFG (Oh My French God) !!!

Never go into a French internet cafe. Even if you are in desperate need of cyberspace, just don’t !!!

Ever !!

5 French Responses to “French internet cafe”

  1. narcis corvette Says:

    explain why please

  2. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:

    1. French men choking the monkey at hairy monster porn
    2. Smoke that’ll prevent you to see the monitor properly
    3. Beret shaped mice on every computer.

  3. fan Says:

    4. software in french, if you don’t have your laptop
    5. because it’s probably situated in France itself.

  4. sofia Says:

    JFF, your reason #2 is a lie: you’re not allowed to smoke in public places since January 1st ‘08.

  5. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:

    An Internet Cafe is not really a public place now, is it ?
    The internet cafe I’ve gone to had french smokers, so either they didn’t respect the law, either they were allowed to smoke in there.

    Not being allowed doesn’t stop french people from smoking.

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