If you’re a tourist …

… you need to know that you should use a condom, so you won’t die a horrible hairy armpit cheesy death.

French condom

Warning: these panels only appear in poor regions of France. In Paris you won’t see any, but the french women are just as bad infected.

If you’re French you shouldn’t bother. You’re already a slimy frog so being a dead slimy frog is not much of a difference.

One French Response to “If you’re a tourist …”

  1. 7h Says:

    French are mostly africans today, like english

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I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
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