French Archive for February, 2009

Indie Group MGMT To Sue Sarkozy

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

The slimy French president managed to fuck things up again.
Nicolas Sarkozy seems to have used their song in his political campaign without their permission (he’s french, he don’t need permission) …
I did expect that but I didn’t expect the following.
Sarkozy’s people admitted the ‘mistake’ and offered a symbolic gesture of one Euro.
Now MGMT is going [...]

French sadness

Friday, February 27th, 2009

How can a Frenchhater be funny and hateful when this fucking french city (Paris) is so god damn depressing ?

French joke

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Q: Whats the difference between a Wonderbra and the French World Cup squad?
A: A Wonderbra has decent support and a cup.

French fact #38

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

The French Government has banned the term “e-mail!”.

French joke

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

Q: Why do the French eat snails?
A: It gives them speedier reactions.

French achievement

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

- The French did win the French Revolutionary War … but then again they were fighting the French.
Still counts as an achievement, right ?

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
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