Spam is French
You know, spam emails actually come from France. All of them.
Only France can produce something that slimy and annoy so many people every second.
I still moderate and disable french comments and pings on the targeted french blog posts, but it seems that’s not enough.
The French Spam is unstoppable.
Yes, I know what you’re thinking, “How can something French be unstoppable at something else then surrendering ?”.
Well I didn’t figure that slimy french fact out yet, but I’m working on it. Spam needs to surrender.
It’s good I’m actually half-way there, because being French spam it already has the “surrender” part incorporated. It only needs to be activated.
Do you also hate french spam ? Hairy armpits in your email ? Slimy pudels in your popups ?
Join me.
January 30th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Spam is how the french emails surrender, so they’re not unstoppable at anything else.
Anyway, welcome back. How was it in coma?
January 30th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Imagine a room. A small room. A room for about 6 people, like a big elevator.
Now imagine that you’re in that room, surrounded by 5 frenchmen.
They all smell like cheese, garlic french baguette and shit. They’re allso froggish looking, and their berets make you nervous.
The air slowly starts to become thicker, as their smoking fills the room with cheap french tobacco smoke. You know you can’t pass out or even move, because if you do, you’ll touch a frenchman, and as they’re pretty gay people, that’s not a good idea.
So yeah, coma is like being in room the size of an elevator with 5 frenchmen. But getting out of the coma is an incredible feeling.
Hope that answered your question.
January 30th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Let the hammer time begin, then