Jaques Chirac defeated by his French dog

I can’t write this without laughing but I’ll do my best.

The former french president (not the current shorty drunken slimy one), Jaques Chirac, got hospitalized because his dog attacked him.
His dog was clinically depressed it seems (no wonder, if I was a french dog I’d probably want to kill everyone else and then myself too).

French dog

Get this … the french dog’s name is Sumo. Sumo has become increasingly violent over the years and had made several attacks, but none as serious as this one. And yeah, he looks like the french dog in the picture.

French dog

So there you go, to defeat a French president, you only have to bring him a little tiny slimy french depressed doggie.

2 French Responses to “Jaques Chirac defeated by his French dog”

  1. Kikor Says:

    The dogs in the pictures are Maltese ones: one is a puppy the other one an adult. They are a gorgeous Italian breeds NOT French. At least inquire about what you wrote and the pics you post

  2. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:

    I didn’t say it was a french breed. I said the dog was french (because he lived in France and has a french dog id).

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