French Archive for January, 2009

French soldiers

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Here’s a picture of some french soldiers after the first world war.

Although it’s unsure if they actually participated in the war or they just got dressed as soldiers to take this photo, let’s assume that they did participate.
(yeah, I know, “participate” sounds stupid, but I couldn’t have said “fought” now, could I ?)
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Hard French phrase

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Didon dîna, dit-on, du dos d’un dodu dindon.
(say that really really fast)
Translation : Didon ate, it is said, from the back of a fat turkey.
Francais is insane.

French joke

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Q: When was the last good french barbecue ?
A: 1431, and it involved Joan of Arc.

French pepper

Friday, January 30th, 2009

A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper.
“Black pepper, or white pepper?” asked the concierge.
“Toilette pepper!”

Spam is French

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

You know, spam emails actually come from France. All of them.
Only France can produce something that slimy and annoy so many people every second.
I still moderate and disable french comments and pings on the targeted french blog posts, but it seems that’s not enough.
The French Spam is unstoppable.
Yes, I know what you’re thinking, [...]

Jaques Chirac defeated by his French dog

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

I can’t write this without laughing but I’ll do my best.
The former french president (not the current shorty drunken slimy one), Jaques Chirac, got hospitalized because his dog attacked him.
His dog was clinically depressed it seems (no wonder, if I was a french dog I’d probably want to kill everyone else and then myself too).

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I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
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